What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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