- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Ben Corbishley

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's white and gluey Glue

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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