- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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