Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Connor is homo

angelosnyder is not gay

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Choir.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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