What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Women's rights.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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