What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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