what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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