Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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poop nuff said

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Bob Saget

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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