what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Your mother is so fat.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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where is the world?

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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