- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Double-whammy

Asians.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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