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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

FUCK YOU

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Your mom

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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