- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

So a horse walks into a barn.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Abortion.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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