- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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