- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

You know what's funny? Rape

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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