- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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