- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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