- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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