Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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