Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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