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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

SUCK MY NUTS

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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