How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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