Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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