How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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