what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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