how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...