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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Knock Knock. Come in.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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