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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.