- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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