- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Sarah Palin.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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