Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

knock knock come in !

Women's rights.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Three black men were walking...

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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