- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

all the kids had fun

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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