How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

Anti Joke

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