- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

wanna here a joke? you.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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