- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

identical jokes get different votes.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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