- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

NEVER

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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