Women

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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pobody's nerfect

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Obamacare

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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