- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Women's rights.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Logan's gay

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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