- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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