Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Your mom is so nice.

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Peas

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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