Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Indians

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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tommy is retared

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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