- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

So a baby seal walks into a club

4 hours later.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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