What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Okay.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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