- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Gingers.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

GOODBYE

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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