- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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