- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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