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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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