- Anti Joke

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why was the woman?

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.