- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Your sex life.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Oh, go away

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