- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the ground wet It rained

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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