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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

noah is a scrub jungle

Charlie Sheen

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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