- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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