- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

My mum is called Steve

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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