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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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