why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I <3 Hitler

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Bitch

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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like if your cool

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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