What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Asians

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

your mom

This is a joke.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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