- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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