Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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