- Anti Joke

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.