- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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