What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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LIFE :(

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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