- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

I hate long jokes -_-

Happy Monday!

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Ron Paul for President!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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