- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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