- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A man walks into a vagina

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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