The Qur'an

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Testicles.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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