whats worse than school? Summer school

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Bad grammers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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