Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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PSN IS UP

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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