Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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