- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

OOOOPPS /

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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