- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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